Gerken

A Gay Male, favorite thing to eat is huge dicks, and has garlic bread tits

Rosston Gerken is such a fag

by BigDick1152 April 6, 2019

Gerakel

The definition of strength and might. The Gerakel possesses about 300 lbs of lean muscle mass and a massive cock along with that. Hailing from the Greek language, the word Gerakel originated from the god Hercules. Gerakel is a superior form of Hercules though, since his cock is triple the size of that of Hercules.

Guy: Bench Presses 900 lbs

Gerakel: Not a problem for someone with as big a cock as me

News Reporter: In Ohio a girl has been found dead on the street. It is said that she fainted when Gerakel whipped out his massive dick

by BigIncognitoRat September 29, 2023

gerke

A massive pile of Shit

Ellie Sattler(Laura Dern) jammed her arm into a gerke in the original Jurassic Park.

by Mule1234 June 6, 2018

Gerke

When you completely non-satisfy a woman, usually resulting in premature ejaculation. Often ending with crying or embarrassment if not both.

In American Pie. Jim pulled a gerke when he climbed into bed with Nadia.

by Peacedawg November 21, 2009

gerken

meeen woman-who can get louder with every word she says. ugly gray-hair. saggy boobs. also called the gerken-nader.

(girl 1) hey how was 6th period?
(girl 2) omg the gerken-nader freakin pissed herself off....

by kori. April 5, 2008

Gerkmeister

A drink creation, the mixing of Sprite, Calypso Lemonade, and Johnnie Walker Black Label shaken. Created at Methodist University

"Yo Big G, give me a Gerkmeister!"

by PowerG November 17, 2014

Gerkenstein

A person who is able to make a Gerkmeister, may also be a person who is German. This will also include a new Wolfenstein fanatic.

"Mr. Gerkenstein, please make me a Gerkmeister!"

by PowerG November 17, 2014