A Gerg is a person who enjoys very large ejaculations on turtles and other aquatic life. The word originates from a man who found himself in a shitted
bathroom stall at his local supermarket. This led him to take action to support all of the water-residing endangered species. His cum was so fertile it helped increase
turtle nesting sites. For his noble actions, he was compensated with
volunteer hours.
Do you see that guy
over there? He's such a Gerg; while running at the park, I saw him
stick it in a turtle
and then he proceeded to cum all over the poor creature. However, the turtle's shell did seem to grow thicker. Maybe I should get myself a Gerg.