gerd

the act of sitting on someone and then farting on them

"That jerk gerded upon me after he tackled me!"

by Flouffy June 25, 2005

gerd

A Norse Goddess who is a personification of fertility and sex. She is the most beautiful of all creatures.

Gerd illuminates everything with her brilliant arms.

by freerocker13 December 24, 2007

gerd

Something you do to the gang.

I gerded the gang yesterday... then i got shot.

by Mike Ballard January 07, 2004

Gerd

To gerd things up. Gerd can be replaced with any verb, verb transitive, and at times noun.

Dude, did we have to gerd that paper in for picardo today? What the gerd! Oh my GERD!

by Moe November 14, 2003

Gerd

A ginger nerd, a gay nerd... can be a combination of the two.

"Did you see what that red headed freak did?"
"Yea, what a gerd."

"Did you hear what Elton John said on TV last night?"
"Yea, what a gerd."

"Did you see that gay red head across the street?"
"Yea, what a gerd."

by Bobarino March 06, 2008

gerd

To cheat or hack anything.

I'm gonna gerd senora's quiz because I stayed up all night gerding AA:O.

by 1337 GERDER June 27, 2004

Gerd

Senoras uncle

Then she pointed to the family tree and said, "This is my uncle Gerd."

by sda November 16, 2003