Geppettophile

Someone who is a closet pedophile who takes their tendencies out on little wooden dolls like Geppetto from Pinocchio but a little wooden boys innocence is taken

Kid: Mommy, why is that man always in his woodshop groaning and moaning?

Mom: stay away darling he is fucking a little wooden boy wishing he was real, that man is a Geppettophile

by Queefburgler April 29, 2021

geppyz

Really cool person who hasn't made me their moot 💔

I love geppyz content!

Me too but..
But?
He hasn't made me their moot yet

This post was angrily made by opal.forrester

by Opal♡ July 28, 2021

Geper

Geper is reliable and cute. He might steal your girl if you're not careful enough.

:me or Geper?
:of course geper. He is always better tha. You.

by Pork Bulgogi is dysfunctional January 20, 2022

De Geppo

A common place holding phrase, used at Northwestern University in Chicago and Georgia Tech in Atlanta, to mean anything. Often used in conjunction with "gert gert"

We were riding on the... oh... whatchamacallit... de geppo! And anyways so he turns to me and he says, "......."

by Vera L. Taire October 25, 2018

Geppetto

Verb. The sexual act of fisting a woman's ass and working her hole like a puppetmaster. When performed by a woman onto a male it is known as a Madame. (She was a puppett in the 70's. Google it.)

Dude, your mom's so freaky she wanted me to geppetto her ass without lube!

by FuntCase and FussyPart October 25, 2010

geppy

reclusive male that masturbates excessively

It was raining all day so mathew stayed inside and made himself a geppy

by gringo1 May 2, 2005

Geppi

Noun: Wang. Description of an incompetent business and business practice. Unethical dick.

Verb: To be fucked over by a giant wang of a company. Easy replacement for "being screwed/fucked over"

Dammit, we've been geppi'd again, we won't be getting that Diamond shipment until next week because they geppi'd up the boxes and just don't give a shit about us!

by marvelnowandlater December 16, 2016