Geyser

A broad who squirts her juice into the air upon climax

Jessica gave me a geyser last night; I was drenched!

by MOCO & P-Phat June 16, 2007

yellowstone geyser

when a girl is jerking you off and you cum in the air and the girl has to catch it in her mouth

Yeah me and mrs.carter were doing a Yellowstone geyser on Tuesday

by urgrandpais2hot4u November 24, 2009

Steam Geyser

A sex act which involves a man defecating into a woman's mouth, then lying on his back while the woman then vomits directly onto his penis, forming a mound-like structure, not unlike naturally occurring geysers, around the base of aforementioned penis. The man then manipulates his own prostate, causing him to spray ejaculate into the woman's eyes.

"Yeah, she totally let me try the steam geyser last night. It's a good thing she was German."

by Fawlawl December 29, 2011

gooserman

a completely foolish person; an exceedingly silly goose

The Beah is such a silly gooserman!!

by cgibbs87 November 5, 2005

gaping geyser

after having anal sex you take out your dick which leaves a gaping asshole. Next you put mentos and diet coke in her gaping hole making a fountain or GAPING GEYSER.

Man I made the old gaping geyser last night it was crazy.

by Zud May 18, 2008

mud geyser

A method of protest practiced by "Yippies" of the 60's whereas after a large meal is consumed, preferably Mexican, a large dose of laxative is administerd. After sufficient intestinal brewage has taken place, the activist takes to a public swimming facility, and after inhaling a long deep breath, submerges only to emerge ass first (and ass only) to the surface in a populated area of the said public swimming facility for the sole purpose of spraying a fountain of gut grease skyward. The horror in the aftermath is immesurable.

We were enjoying a wonderful spring day at our local lake when we had to make a rapid evacuation due to a filthy individual demonstrating a "mud geyser."

by Wingman September 14, 2003

Getser

The male version of a wetser/damp thing. Used to describe a good looking male who would 'get it'. Can be used in the presence of getsers as they don't understand what it means.

- Holly, your mate that you just introduced us to is a 'getser' (while he's standing close by).

- Hey look at that group of getsers over there by the bar.

- Getser at 2 o'clock Yuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!

by tara3856 May 16, 2011