gentlemen's relish

Also known as: male ejaculate, semen, jizz

Excuse me ma'am, I believe you have a small amount of gentlemen's relish on your upper lip.

by Langeama April 25, 2011

Gentlemen's Rule

The act of making each cup touch in the game of beer pong. May also be used to relocate the last cup to the edge of the table. Depending on house rules, you may have limited or unlimited amounts of "gentlemen's."

Guy 1: Look at those fucking cups! What kind of drunk-ass whore set up those cups? You cocksuckers better gentlemen's rule that shit.
Guy 2: Sorry man. I've already had a couple tonight.

by PlatinumSpade January 24, 2011

gentlemen's agreement

The agreement between male friends to always in whatever way create opportunities to allow the other friend a place to have sex with whatever random girl.

Heard at a festival:
Guy: "Hey man! Can I get the tent? I'm calling gentlemen's agreement."
His friend: "Sure thing, you know I always do whatever neccessary to hook you up."

by roskilde festival attender June 21, 2010

gentlemen's grapes

haemorrhoids; anal buttons; veins that have popped out of one's arse due to poor hygeine/diet.

I have a special cushion to ease the pain from my gentlemen's grapes.

by springy April 26, 2005

Gentlemen's Glove

A Johnny, a rubber, the ultimate weapon of defence for a man of no commitment

Jeeves, fetch the gentlemen's glove, I require a posh wank.

by dwarvenrogue May 27, 2016

Gentlemen's Job

A shot of Gentleman Jack while getting a blow job while wearing a bow tie

Lisa gave me a Gentlemen's Job after the black tie gala last night.

by Sentneced2LIFE November 21, 2016

gentlemen's gesture

A fart bad enough to cause a small car accident.

He gave the 'gentlemen's gesture in a way you couldn't imagine.

by Smellyfart127 April 5, 2017