Gentrification

The act of increasing the quality of a crap neighborhood to livable, sanitary conditions, thereby removing the property value from the toilet and basically polishing a turd. Racists hate it because it typically means more of the evil, oppressive Equinsu Ocha, and criminals hate it because crime rates typically plummet. The parasite class is sometimes resultingly displaced in favor of the working middle-class. An unfortunately occasional by-product of gentrification is an increase in a liberal presence which benefits nobody.

The coffee shop and new park which replaced the two old crack houses are quite an upgrade to the neighborhood (thank goodness for gentrification)!

by Soapforsupper November 26, 2017

Genderfication

A form of movie renewal where good older movies are remade into terrible movies using all female casts.

A: "Did you see the genderfication of the Ghostbusters movie?"

B: "Not yet, but I want to. I LOVE Ghostbusters!"

A: "Don't. It was crap. But at least they remade it with women now!"

by Rheanna K February 13, 2019

getification

To improve ones abiltiy to obtain things.

I improved my getification of sexual favors today.

by Tuua Mater May 29, 2007

gentrification

Oppression of the professional victim class by Da Man.

"Poor blacks and black businesses are being pushed out of Harlem in favor of elite whites. Bill Clinton is a perfect symbol of the reality of the white takeover. He is opening the floodgates now for complete gentrification of Harlem." -- Black Panther Party spokesman Malik Zulu Shabazz, April 2001

by Da Man December 27, 2004

Gentrification

A term used by those who are intellectually impaired to try and negatively label the positive progress which is renovation of local infrastructure in an urban area while still having access to high end amenities like Wi-Fi, Double-shot Mocha Latte's and of course, social media apps.

"The Gentrification of this neighborhood is just another example of white privilege and Republicans way of trying to push blacks out of neighborhoods."
"Yeahhh...or the building is falling apart and just needs some rennovating..."

by HighRiskLowReward December 29, 2018

Gentrification

Whitening up the place in a hipster or upper class manner

Tom: this gentrification is awful.

Lee: this what?
Tom: it means whitening up the place.

by Sonny days July 19, 2018

Genderfication

a term used to generalize inanimate objects or actions into classified gender norms.

he: "You shoot vodka without chasing? How very manly of you!"

she: "Dude, stop that genderfication bullshit!"

"You throw like a girl! is a perfect example of genderfication"

by uto_pia January 14, 2017