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Genital Spits 

The secreations emitted from either male or female genitalia. Meaning the fluid from the genitals, when leaked or "spit" from said penis or vagina, can the be refered to as genital spits. IE: The white spots on your dark sheets....that your mom saw the other day, and started sweating you about. But you told her it was a milkshake, shame on you.
Me and my girlfriend got so hot and heavy in my car last night, we got our genital spits all over my backseat, and the passenger seat, the driver's seat, the sterring wheel, and just a couple of spots in the trunk.
Genital Spits by ScinoBasher999 November 24, 2006

genital sneeze 

cumming inside someone or something, male ejaculation, empty your balls, orgasm
sorry for the genital sneeze i just left inside you, can i genitally sneeze on your face.
genital sneeze by fumper69 December 22, 2009

genital snob 

genital snob: man or woman hates or refuses to give oral sex
I might have to break up with my boyfriend,he's a genital snob,he's no fun and pleasure in bed.
genital snob by 4shoeaddict April 22, 2011

Genital SARS

Any disease or abnormality that is unexplainable or your friends find to be slightly irregular.
Damn, whats that growth on your neck? Must be genital SARS.
Genital SARS by Minidave February 8, 2007

Genital Snatcher 

Someone that purposefully steals Genitalia (usually that of a male, since it is a lot easier to remove) and runs off with it. A common group that perform such activities, are Gash and Dash groups, that enjoy taking the Genitalia of an innocent person.
Woah.. crikey mate look at that Genital Snatcher go.
Dude that Genital Snatcher just ran off with my penis.

Genital Slurpees 

Usually acquired at the back of a 7-Eleven store from some raunchy skank. The skank will pour a highly coveted 7-Eleven slurpee on her crotch and the man will slurp it up like a vacuum cleaner. Most likely will receive herpes after this infamous act as the skank provides genital slurpees to just about every dude in town.
Mike: Dude I could really go for a 7-Eleven hot dog and slurpee right now. Those things are legendary.

Stoney: Better yet, go behind the 7-Eleven and the token skank will supply you with some genital slurpees. Real succulent, but be careful you don’t wanna get the herps.

Mike: Dude I’ve had several of those before, I didn’t know that’s what they were called!
Genital Slurpees by Stoney69 January 27, 2019