geezers

Old People, usually drive extremely slow.

Walk into a Nursing Home and you get thrusted upon geezers

by cat g October 29, 2007

geekers

a couple who is high off the ganja and likes to make out in elevators.

baby, we're such geekers but I love making out with you in this elevator, even with the camera there!

by lindsay b August 27, 2007

Geekers

A group of straight up G's who smokes/sells and geeks like monkeys.

"Nigga! Hit this blunt. Geek, geek, geek."
"Bra, you ain't in the Geekers."

by Vankyfolife May 9, 2009

retired geezers

Old retired guys who have too much time on their hands.
They are characterized by a lack of patience, which is surprising considering the fact that they probably have nothing better to do than watch Family Fued.
Quite often they start their own blog.

Retired Geezers are the guys with the little change purse in their pockets, who insist on counting out the exact change in the checkout line ahead of me. Usually they get it wrong or don't have the correct amount.
"Dude, that's what they pay the Clerks to do".

by Retired Geezer June 1, 2006

geelers

adj. to extend gay feelers out to someone in a conversation to determine their sexual preference.

Kai: "Pride's this weekend! Should be fun!"
Tom (thinking) "He must be putting the geelers out on me. Hope my wife doesn't find out."

by jbckeelers69 July 6, 2010

shoe geezers

Variation of "shoe gazers", and still pertains to music listener's posture, but slightly changes vernacular to play on their age, as well.

Musician #1: I thought this audience would get into our concert more. You know, show more enthusiasm.

Musician #2: Nah. I'm sure they like our music, but they're shoe geezers, and they enjoy it passively even though it moves them.

by free4all23 June 26, 2009

Geezers

A man's balls, a pair of testicles. Can also be used as an expression of one's ego. (Can also be pronounced "gee-zahs" as if with a New York accent)

"'Ey Tony, did you see that fight yesterday between Frankie and Joey?"
"Yeah I saw, got him right in the geezers!"
"Oof, right in the geezers. They'll be swimmin' with the fishes tonight."

by xomboii November 24, 2018