Geezershit

Geezershit is a lifestyle followed by geezers. Geezers make their own rules, live their lifes to he fullest and acomplish certain things without doing anything. If one person lives up to become a geezer he is on geezershit.

Wow I just graduated (cum laude) without doing anything this whole year, I am on geezershit!

by Captain Geezer June 18, 2018

golly geezers

another form of saying WOW!

Oh Golly Geezers he is tall.

by kori willoughby March 9, 2008

geefer

An adjective used to describe a person who is both very buff and shredded, and very gay. Think of The Health Inspector from the Boondocks, or the word's namesake, Zangief from Street Fighter

I was changing in the locker room when I noticed this naked, huge geefer guy behind me... I was afraid for my life.

by Ecstasy-Man December 6, 2009

geezers

Old People, usually drive extremely slow.

Walk into a Nursing Home and you get thrusted upon geezers

by cat g October 29, 2007

geekers

a couple who is high off the ganja and likes to make out in elevators.

baby, we're such geekers but I love making out with you in this elevator, even with the camera there!

by lindsay b August 27, 2007

Geekers

A group of straight up G's who smokes/sells and geeks like monkeys.

"Nigga! Hit this blunt. Geek, geek, geek."
"Bra, you ain't in the Geekers."

by Vankyfolife May 9, 2009

retired geezers

Old retired guys who have too much time on their hands.
They are characterized by a lack of patience, which is surprising considering the fact that they probably have nothing better to do than watch Family Fued.
Quite often they start their own blog.

Retired Geezers are the guys with the little change purse in their pockets, who insist on counting out the exact change in the checkout line ahead of me. Usually they get it wrong or don't have the correct amount.
"Dude, that's what they pay the Clerks to do".

by Retired Geezer June 1, 2006