crotch-gazer

One who continually gazes at and notices the crotch area - be it front or back, be it man lady or animal.

"Did you see those big ol' balls on that dog?"
"No, but I'm not the crotch-grazer of this group."

"My friend will always tell me when my fly is down; she's a total crotch-gazer."

by June Monsoon October 8, 2013

Meat Gazer

One who stares at another man's package while the victim is not looking.

Jamie notices Freddie gazing at his package on the way to school and says...... "Freddie what the hell are you staring at?......Fucking Meat Gazer"! (Everyone laughs hysterically)

by Diggs the Mountie November 23, 2006

sack gazer

A male person who enjoys viewing (or gazing at) the male genitalia. Possible origin: Homophobic and/or hilarious electrical contractor.

Cover your shame, Jim. That sack gazer is checking out your package.

by Jim Bartler September 26, 2006

navel-gazer

one who is extraordinarily self-absorbed with him or herself on any given issue; excessive introspection and reflection when action is more necessary. (v) navel gazing.

Bill is a ha ha ha ha (laughter) hahahahahaha (more laughter) hee-hee-hee (coughing) hee-hee-hee (more coughing) hee-hee (laughter) Navel-Gazer.

If Mr. Bill wasn't such a Navel-Gazer, he might actually take some bad advice.

by Bob Doughnuts March 19, 2008

navel gazer

a very offensive term for a megalomaniacal, arrogant, chutzpan, self centered, navel gazing individual who has few or no friends in society.

Dudley Dursley from the Harry Potter series would probably be the the perfect epitome of a navel gazer

by Sexydimma October 4, 2013

Moon Gazers

A woman's breasts that curve upward, particularly with erect nipples, such that they gaze at the moon.

Check out the moon gazers on that chick.

by Vengex March 4, 2011

Meat gazer

A guy named Kevin who admires your package when your not looking.

Troy....Kevin is gazing your package! What a meat gazer!

by antigazer August 19, 2008