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Gastronomica

The instrument created by your anal cavity; as in 'harmonica'. Making yourself fart. Using the rare ability to suck air up one's anus and farting it out to produce consecutive deep, full tones. >Warning the use of the gastronomica could cause a sudden need to crap.<
Jim Wilson can play his gastronomica like there's no tomorrow. 'Midnight Honkytonk Stroll' by Fecal Spectrum is awesome 'cause they use the gastronomica.
> Visit Jim and Fecal Spectrum at www.myspace.com/fecalspectrum <
by G. 'WonderBoy' B. December 17, 2008
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Gapenomics

The study and practice of gapping another vehicle in a race.
Damn son, I just gave that shitbox honda a lesson in gapenomics.
by DJ-MC July 24, 2021
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gaganomics

The study of how to properly choke on dicks.
Jenny and Stacy spend their time in Gaganomics so they can become the ultimate college girl.
by Dick Muscles December 25, 2021
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gastronomical

Food that is so expensive that it makes you sick
'Man, those hipster burger prices are gastronomical. Whatever happened to a $2 cheeseburger?'
by SushiB March 9, 2013
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gasoholic

one who enjoys the smell of other people's farts.
by Jake November 8, 2003
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gasoholic

Native's in Canada, commonly found in places like Sudbury, Thunder Bay, and most Northern-Ontario Cities. They have earned this name for their reputation of sniffing Gasoline to get high.
Look at fucking Chief Red Bear over there, fucking gasoholic doesnt even know where he is!
by CoopALoop August 9, 2006
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gastronomically hung over

A state of being: when you are so full from your last meal that you dont want, or cant even stomach, the next one.
If we do the buffet for lunch we'll be so gastronomically hung over we wont need to worry about supper.
by B-Flo January 3, 2009
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