gary glitter 

noun used to describe thee jet fighter

''do u like it in the gary glitter'' or would you like a slicker gary gliter''

gary glitter by smiddinspector April 9, 2005

gary glitter 

Blowjob, oral sex performed by a woman to a man

Oh man, that girl just gave me a Gary Glitter in the garage, it was just unreal.

In the cabin, she was just itching to give me a Gary Glitter, but I decided to pull chute and get out of there with Stev-O

gary glitter by Johnny Two Shoes July 20, 2008

Gary Glitter 

1) A 70s rock star formerly known as Paul Gadd and Paul Raven, probably the best live artist ever, who had a proclivity for under age girls, the Leader no more

2) Cockney Rhyming slang for Bitter

3) Cockney Rhyming slang for Shitter

1) I always do my high intensity spin class to Rock and Roll part One written by Mike Leander & Gary Glitter.
2) Landlord I'll have two pints of cooking lager & a pint of Gary Glitter please.

3) She was aching for it last night me I gave her the Essex Handshake and the waiter took her up the Gary Glitter while she was astride me.

Gary Glitter by Dicky Mint February 5, 2020

Gary glitter faux pas 

The unfortunate act of passing comment on the antics of a child or children , which leads to others in one’s company suspecting you of somewhat inappropriate behaviour towards minors

I can’t wait to get me shoes off and join in with the kiddies on that bouncy castle ….

Oh fuck , I’ve just committed a rather embarrassing Gary Glitter Faux Pas haven’t I .

Sorry everyone , I’ll get my coat

Gary glitter faux pas by Napoleon BonerPart February 23, 2023

does gary glitter have a pc? 

A phrase used to sarcastically imply 'yes' in response to a question.

Question : "Gemma, does my premature ejaculation problem mean our relationship is over?"

Answer : "Does Gary Glitter have a pc?"

does gary glitter have a pc? by BERDDDD July 19, 2011

gary glitterati 

1. Celebrity paedophiles

2. Celebrities know to indulge in anal sex (taking it up the gary glitter)

1. I see the police raided the BBC and arrested some gary glitterati.

2. I read in Head magazine that xxxxx xxxxxxxxxx are both gary glitterati.

gary glitterati by Cuksocker November 6, 2010

garryglitterisque

a word to describe someone acting nocicle around children. usually exhibited by an uncle or a priest, these people pray on the young who trust them and then use their noncicle talent to shove that shlong dong up the kids batty.

wow look at mathew other there he sure is acting garryglitterisque with joe
look at pope francis he's acting strangely garryglitterisque around that alter boy

garryglitterisque by tortoisebumber March 17, 2020