Gerrard

to do 'a gerrard' means telling people to be careful not to slip but then slipping yourself.

For Example: I cant believe that Sam just did a gerrard

by theoneanonlyone October 18, 2016

Gerrarded

Has two meanings, the first of which is simply thieved. The second, which is slightly more complicated I must warn you all, is to be knackered for the next couple of months.

Where's me hubcaps? Oh, they've been Gerrarded!

by Lord Spanglemonkey of Daningham September 23, 2004

Garrad

commonly known as a huge douche bag that rides a broom to attract females attention.

look at garrad riding that broom

by jimmy bob thorton December 30, 2009

Gerrard's Sock

Technically, a receptacle used to collect semen (usually, but not exclusively, human) excreted through acts of either auto-erotica or independent stimulation.

More commonly, a wank sock.

Colloquially employed as an term of reference when referring to the producer of a certain Saturday early evening broadcast on BBC Radio 4. Whose name rhymes with hymen. Which is apt as he is a bit of a cunt.

That Simon, he's a right Gerrard's sock.

Often truncated to -

That Simon, what a sock.

Can be used in combination with any variety of terms -

What a fucking sock.

Or even as an adjective -

What a socking tool.

by Mrs Clancy February 14, 2005

garrand

Pro Gamer especially in the game CSGO

Garrand is a pro gamer.

by pgmd October 31, 2017

Steven Gerrard FC

A slang term for Liverpool FC, who's fans treat Steven Gerrard as a god and base the entire club around him. Many believe he is the best player in the world, he has more saying power in Liverpool FC then most Chairmen would have in their own team.

"Liverpool fans are just obsessed with Steven Gerrard"
"That's why it's called Steven Gerrard FC

by -kyle- January 17, 2007

Steven Gerrard

A cheating, diving cunt of a footballer who plays for Liverpool and England but should be in prison for the violent assualt of Marcus McGee in a Southport nightclub.

"Is there a bigger cunt in world football than Steven Gerrard?"

"I doubt it."

by sooner_gooner August 16, 2009