Groining

1. To lead towards a destination (place or person) with your groin, often with dubious sexual intention.

2. To converse with another person whilst asserting one's groin, with the hope that the person will be impressed by this show of masculinity.

1. I don't know what's gotten into Joe, he's groining everywhere tonight!

2. He was groining her the whole time we were there, she was not impressed.
2a. People have been groining each other the whole night, what kind of place is this?!

by SC_Gediminas August 31, 2013

guerrilla gardening

If you understand graffiti as a "'guerrilla art' attempting to reclaim public space through clandestine and spontenous intervnetions of areseol on walls," then you can easily make the jump to "guerrilla gardening" as a parallel idea - replacing the 'areseol on walls' with 'seeds in soil.'

Concered Citizen: GMO crops are overtaking our eco-system, we need to act in the name of the enviroment and human dignity!
Citizen Anarchist: Let's do some guerrilla gardening!?
Concered Citizen: Hi-oh!< high fives ensue >

by Mark Fox March 15, 2005

Gardening tool

The nice way of saying hoe

Person a: Lowkey shes a gardening tool
Person b: exactly like such a hoe

by PrincessPom January 14, 2021

big shovel gardening

Using a large plot of land to bury suspiciously wrapped "plants" six feet under where no one will ever find them.

"Hey did you see Joey at the party?"
"Nah, he had to go do some big shovel gardening this weekend, real messy business"

by billythemurderer August 15, 2021

Midnight Gardening

The act of burying valuables in one's yard under the cover of night so as to be less conspicuous.

My husband wants to hide his gold coin collection. So, he's doing some midnight gardening tonight.

by E-Squared 87 July 2, 2020

Night Gardening

Pooping in your bed while sleeping.

I woke from a drunken sleep and saw I'd been night gardening.

by goatsilk December 19, 2012

Groining

Humping with full-force. Groining is usually dry Humping an inanimate object vigorously just for shits and giggles.

nick: Brandon WTF are you doing to that punching bag?!?! (lol)

Brandon: GROINING!!! *humps punching bag vigoously*

by Anykey Keyboard May 10, 2011