A phenomenon that occurs when someone creates a facebook poll for an event and fails to turn up themselves.
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A dude who grew up in Garland but has never seen to need to travel outside the city-lines unless to purchase liquor or travel to ghetto clubs in downtown Dallas.
A Garland Bro has:
1) Never been on an airplane and has no interest in such things.
2) No idea where Brazil, or any other country is, or what "Wi-Fi" or the "Pathogenic Theorem" is.
3) A 90s car with big rims and "GARLAND" in old-English letters in the back window of their car.
4) A GED but professes to have graduated from Garland HS, or South Garland HS.
5) An absurd number of pictures on Facebook taken with a Blackberry of them holding 40s, wads of cash, or both.
6) Fifteen to twenty pairs of basketball shorts, but never plays basketball.
A Garland Bro has:
1) Never been on an airplane and has no interest in such things.
2) No idea where Brazil, or any other country is, or what "Wi-Fi" or the "Pathogenic Theorem" is.
3) A 90s car with big rims and "GARLAND" in old-English letters in the back window of their car.
4) A GED but professes to have graduated from Garland HS, or South Garland HS.
5) An absurd number of pictures on Facebook taken with a Blackberry of them holding 40s, wads of cash, or both.
6) Fifteen to twenty pairs of basketball shorts, but never plays basketball.
A: Hey, what ever happened to Luke or Javier?
B: I'm not sure, I lost track of them after I moved to Dallas.
C: I heard there are total Garland Bros, they have an apartment off main street next to the high school..
A&B: Oh.....
B: I'm not sure, I lost track of them after I moved to Dallas.
C: I heard there are total Garland Bros, they have an apartment off main street next to the high school..
A&B: Oh.....
by AlanSGU June 10, 2011
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by Ari Gunnerson May 23, 2003
Get the Garland-Kreem mug.Judy Garland, AKA Miss Show Biz, was a wonderfully beautiful actress and singer from the 1930s to the late 1960s, when she unexpectedly died a premature death caused by her drug usage. She's the woman who made "Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas" the Christmas standard it is today, and sung "Over the Rainbow" in The Wizard of Oz by L. Frank Baum.
Judy Garland ended up playing the role of seventeen-year-old Esther Smith in the MGM music Meet Me In St. Louis, a role she originally didn't want because she feared it would sey her career back instead of forward.
by Piper Leigh Hathaway January 1, 2005
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“Merrick Garland is as useful as a vibrator without batteries, a paper umbrella, or a submarine with a screen door”.
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