Bumping Gargamels

Gargamel is the antagonist wizard character from the Smuf's whom was a wizard but was also UGLY.

It is a more elaborate way to say that you are bumping uglies and making magic in the bedroom.

Ay man, sorry for your girl making so much noise last night, we had a couple drinks and ended up bumping gargamels all night.

by spbbg May 14, 2011

Gargamel

To dress ugly to a social event. The act of being underdressed at a communal gathering. Someone who is underdressed. A villain from the smurfs. A person who performs oral sex on a male and makes a gargling sound while doing it.

Gary: Was there any classy looking hos up in that house party yal went to last night?
Eddie: Na, nothing but Gargamel bitches

Amy: wtf are you wearing?

Susan: I didnt want to keep yal waiting, so I threw on the first outfit i saw when i opened my closet.
Amy: This bitch busted a Gargamel!

by Mr. Charles Monroe January 11, 2019

The Filthy gargamel

the act of running up and pushing over a midget and yelling "I want your Smurfberries!"

There is a midget. Let's give him the filthy gargamel and steal his pants.

by nolobstersplease December 2, 2018

Gargamel

Some dude who has a thing against blue Danny Devitos

Big daddy smurf: Oh no! Gargamel is kidnapping all the Smurfs!

by Moke wed February 25, 2021

Gargamel

caught lacking/ looking like a mess

I look like Gargamel.

by MADI THE BADDI February 17, 2023

Gargamel

a dick with a excess skin at the head

My boyfriend has a Gargamel down there. That’s kinda gross.

by smurf!k July 29, 2022

Gargamel

Usually used as a term of abuse towards someone who takes drugs and will do anything to get them.

Tom: oiiiii,, swear i see J the other day, yeah he was looking for some crumbs
On the floor!!

Lou: OMD, that yutes a proper gargamel!

by Princessbadmiows March 22, 2025