Garfield

The lord and creator of our universe

Are you gonna praise Garfield today?

by Wolfking July 15, 2019

garfieldism

A religion that was inadvertently created by Garfield that promotes doing nothing all day.

He won't get off the couch because he is a follower of garfieldism.

by BananaHat63 March 16, 2017

Garfield

The strongest living being in this universe. Don’t be a fool and try to run. It’s already gotten to you.

Oh god I forgot to feed Garfield....

by Electrik man December 1, 2019

Garfield

swag ass mofokin kitty cat
all my homies love garfield

Guy 1: man i fuckin love garfield hes so cool
Guy 2: i know right bro garfield comics are so dayum cool

by assfuckerdicksucker300069 December 23, 2021

A Garfield

Another way of saying a big thick (fat) pussy.

Alex: Dayumm meng she got a garfield !

by la latinax3 July 7, 2009

Garfield

1) 20th President of the United States. Was killed early into his term by Charles Giteau, whom Garfield had previously denied a job.

2) Comic book strip written by Jim Davis. The main character of the book is a large cat named Garfield, who is lazy and loves to eat.

1) Garfield was one of the seven Presidents born in Ohio.

2) Garfield smacked the spider with a newspaper.

by Rodney Basil June 5, 2004

Garfield

An almighty God who has the power to rival the entire world. Can travel at the speed of light. Lasagna makes him 600x stronger. Has telepathy. Can put you in a coma with the blink of an eye.

If I was in a fight with Garfield, I'd die in 0.1 seconds

by ThatMoonCow February 24, 2021