gasturbation

(n.) the act of shoving one's penis into one's anus and farting until orgasm

"Son, I think it's time we talk about gasturbation."

"Matthew?!?! How could have been gasturbating in PE today!??!"

by Tom Diputs January 2, 2008

gasturbation

Synonemous with queef,but done while the female is pleasuring herself.

George:*listening at a door* Woah! it sounds like liz is in the middle of gasturbation!
Tony: Tote's Mgotes man!

by mcfidlstyz June 25, 2010

gangsturbation

A group of OG thugs jerking each other off.

The 5 o came in trying to bust a drug deal and they walked into the middle of gangsturbation.

by The Clitoris Crusher May 1, 2016

Gransturbation

A seemingly innocent act, following the acquisition of moist grey pubes, whereby a nanna absentmindedly strokes her minge.

Nanna Doris was taken aback to find her knickers full of clitty litter after a lengthy gransturbation session, listening to the Mull of Kintyre.

by Loxastic April 17, 2020

GWASturbation

The act of performing and publishing useless and overbearing genome-wide association studies (GWAS) that serve no other purpose than to confuse people about the contribution of genetics to social and behavioural traits.

Professor Smith's misleading paper on how some genetic markers associate with educational attainment is another sorry example of gwasturbation

by proffunguy January 27, 2020

Grassturbation

Sexually stimulating one’s self with the thought and process of excessive lawn care, grass mowing, and other yard maintenance activities.

Do you think he goes home and stimulates through grassturbation? Grassturbates maybe?

by TheLightningPhoenix September 22, 2020