Gasification

Someone who is extremely lactose intolerant and proceeds to formulate disgusting amounts of sulphuric gas.

Shorty: Yo gimme that carton it lookin amazing today

Husband: Please don’t shorty, gasification is going to happen you stinky bitch!

by Word Wizzard Man December 20, 2021

Guntification

The metamorphosis-like process in which a woman accumulates fat cell storage in her FUPA and gut to create a gunt. This is often done as an assertion of dominance, although it also has other uses, such as creating gunt cheese, gunt butter, and occupying handicapped seats on public transit. (See also: FUPA Fusion)

Denise: Why can’t I just settle down with a man and make a family? I’m getting too old for the single life.

Barb: The competition is fierce out there. You need to undergo guntification so that you can launch your enemies away from your suitors.

Denise: I hadn’t thought of that. Then we can ride the bus in style too!

Barb: MHMM! Now eat those damn cheese balls and get at it!

by Powerqueef September 26, 2022

Gammification

When your grandma (gammy) overreacts to menial and unimportant things, often violently erupting into hilarious fits of senseless rage.

The grandma started swatting at her grandkids for laughing at her for not hearing their conversation properly. The gammification of the situation was somewhat silly and frightening all at the same time.

by Dixie darlin' January 1, 2024

Gammification

Gammification is the process of being radiated with gamma rays. Often confused with gamification. Not to be confused with gammy.

“Bob got blasted with gammification”
“Is that so”

by BigMavk April 16, 2024