Jalapenis

The act of purposefully or accidentally getting jalapeno juice on your or another man's penis.

I went to take a piss after cooking with jalapenos and accidentally got jalapenised.

by PimpDaddyPink July 19, 2018

Jalapenis

Chomping on a jalapeno and and then giving a blowjob.

My wife gave me jalapenis

by Jmad1987 November 24, 2018

Gaypenis

A cuck loser who smells like shit, he's kinda spastic and can make you question life decisions. He's also the worst person you'll meet EVER. Head of the retards and an overall fag. Also kinda toxic and racist :/.

Me: Hey is that gaypenis?
Gaypenis: Nigger

by OinkPoink November 3, 2019

Jalapenis

When your dick just has had sex way to many times and it’s starting to bleed

For the last few days I’ve been having sex and it’s starting to Jalapenis

by Propgonda April 10, 2021

Jalapeñis

When you touch your pen is after you cut jalapeños and it burns

I forgot to wash my hands after I cut those jalapeños and before I went to pee. Now I’ve got jalapeñis

by Dr. Moynihan May 13, 2023