gabenism

The one true religion. It states that one day, there will be a third coming of Half Life and on that day, all console peasants will burn in their shitty 15 FPS games.

Kid: "Hey dad, could we go outside?"
Dad: "You are in a house of gabenism. You shall not say that word, young man."

by XxX_2DaNk4Me_XxX January 5, 2016

Gabe Newell

God in human form.

Gabe Newell descended from heaven releasing the steam sale.

by Complex Username February 26, 2018

Gabe Helmy

The action of getting defensive when somebody asks about his relationship status.

P1 : Hey do you have a girlfriend?
P2 : **Triggered. DONT MAKE ME GABE HELMY YOUR AS*.

by ninthofseptember April 21, 2018

Gabe Itch

Your child’s kahoot name because it sounds like Gay Bitch

“Bro, what’s your kahoot name”

“Ben Dover, what’s yours?”
“Gabe Itch”

by Iamasiansoinoracist May 30, 2020

gabe barham

The drummer for post-hardcore band sleeping with sirens. He joined in 2009 and has been kicking drum ass ever since. He has an amazing girlfriend who is very lucky to have him. While most fan girls chase after lead singer smart girls go for gabe

Person one: damn did you hear them sick ass drums?!
Person two: must be gabe barham

by flautabella13008 November 4, 2013

Gabe the Dog

a small rescue dog borked and became a legendary meme.
Sleep tight, Pupper.

dude, did you hear? Gabe the Dog died.

by LazyLuna February 18, 2017

Gabener

Literally "Not Good" refers to the Governor of DKI Jakarta for the 2017-2022 period. This word is a satire as a form of dissatisfaction with the identity politics he did when campaigning (even human corpse are being politicized) and when he sat in the Governor's seat, Jakarta went on autopilot. During those five years there were no meaningful results of the Gabener's work. Some of them even resulted in the people of DKI losing their lives.

A: Gabener is wasting the budget. Buy glue, overpay, bamboo bastard, and many more.
B: Yes, the governor's proceeds from selling verses and corpses, that's how it is.

by Shén March 8, 2023