Gamers

A group of corrupted people thinking that a virtual world is a reality word. Gamers can often drink that ass water juice called “G fuel” which doesn’t do a goddamn thing but make u rip ur hair off instead. People think they are attractive and very friendly but in reality they are insane addicts that are stuck up in there rooms playing on that trash ass console playing whatever the hell that game is

me: OMG your friends where so rude and they never came down stairs to say hi
My friend: Yea there Gamers

by jimmythe3rd December 24, 2021

Gamers

Creatures that scream a lot and haven’t touched grass in 10 years. They're mostly found in dark rooms staring at a bright, glowing box. It is rare to spot one in an area other than it’s natural habitat, but you can recognize one by their hunched, shrimp-like back. Gamers are mostly harmless creatures, but can be very loud in hostile situations. If you come in counter with one you should follow the “if I don’t mess with it, it won’t mess with me” rule. They will however try their very best not to come in contact with you. They are somehow, not endangered species despite their failures to find a mate. When males come in contact with a female of their species they often are surprised to find one. So surprised that they can’t comprehend it and end up running away. Gamers are also the loudest organisms to ever exist. Your ears may or not bleed if they here the screams.

Person 1: You’re a gamer
Person 2: yeah.
Person 1: go touch grass.
Person 3: hey! Gamers are cool people!

by ej_likes_cats May 4, 2022

Gamers

A gamer is a person who spends hours playing video games instead of taking a shower

A gamer usually thinks he is superior to any other living being, but he believes that because he never met any other living being, since he never touched grass

"if the world is fucked it's because of gamers"

"Do not talk to those people, they are gamers"

"Yea i am a gamer 🤓"

by TheCoomMonster May 17, 2022

Gamers

a bunch of racist, sexist losers who want people to keep politics out of their hobby while also enjoying games that are inherently political, like Red Dead Redemption and Grand Theft Auto, as well as Super Mario Brothers, a deep metaphor of the nature of morality.

man, those guys hate women, what a bunch of epic Gamers

by collectivehallucination February 21, 2023

gamers

an oppressed minority

gamers rise up

by the-realslimshady August 13, 2023

Gamers vs. Furries

A war between the two global superpowers, Gamers and Furries. All was peaceful until early November 2018, when Furries invaded a few Gamer colonies. The Furries were clever, striking when the Gamers were weakest. During No Nut November. On November 10th, the war was officially declared and the chaos began. in the lands of TikTok there were soldiers fighting, dying, and mourning left and right. The war was focused primarily in America, but it soon started including many more countries.

Brave Soldier: The Gamers vs. Furries war has begun. Send reinforcements! We need backup!

by Dapper Boi November 26, 2018

Gamers itch

A random itch that is caused by stress while playing a video game. This usually happens while playing a game where you can't take your hand off of the controller.

I was on the final level doing some heavy button mashing then I got gamers itch on my elbow.

by ELxNick December 4, 2010