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G-Man

noun> nick name of anyone who first or last name starts with the letter G.
His family knows him as Gary, but everyone at school calls him G-Man.
by steve stevens November 10, 2006
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A fake Christian manchild that is obsessed with other men and uses the bible as a weapon, although he misunderstands most of what it says. He thinks "debating" means yelling over other people and calling them atheists if they don't agree with him. Generally has a UTI and ashy knuckles and always claims he wins arguments although he has never won one to date.
That street corner dude is a real G-Man. Don't get too close!
by Comfortdoll June 14, 2021
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1) UK crime slang - The geezer with the shooter. ie gun man

2) Musical slang - A guitarist eg Carlos Santana.
Harry was the g-man on our last blag

Hey Steve how the new g-man sounding?
by black flag June 2, 2004
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by ISU Wonder Woman September 30, 2011
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Men who are skilled @ finding a woman's G-spot and can make her squirt!
I sure hope this new guy is a G-man!
If he's not a G-man I'm not interested!
Don't waste my time if you're not a G-man!
by TSTMU October 21, 2012
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A strange breed of boy that is characterized by the following:
a)A grotesque nerd lisp
b)little or no neck
c) an unwarranted sense of importance
G-men often physically resemble turtles. Although, when creating a mental image of a G-Man ,you must keep in mind that these creatures lack the cuteness normally associated with turtles. They have actually been known to be abused by desperate bulimics who have built up a tolerance towards ipecac and are looking for a quick vomit session. Yes, G-men are really that gross!
girl 1 :So the other day while I was walking around campus, I saw a G-Man doing the gator chomp and smoking a blunt.
girl 2:. Yeah I remember seeing him too. He tried hitting on me but I kindly declined.

girl 1:Yeah, its a terrible idea for him to do anything evocative of an amphibian . He is just drawing attention to his nasty swamp like aura.
by fubrown88 March 27, 2010
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The act of a female sucking a guy’s ball sack while her nose tickles his arsehole. Particularly effective when the female has a large, pointy nose.
“Man that girl’s hot, but she’s got a weird nose, I’d love her to give me a G-man.”

"Look at the nose on that bird, bet she gives a good G-man"
by Agallagher1987 September 29, 2009
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