got 

The word the English language is obsessed with, and it doesn't even really exist.

correct English:We have to go to the store or I'll have to tell my mom we have no food in the house. So you need to get out of bed and we have to be home before mom's come home.
common English: We've got to go to the store or I've gotta tell my mom we got no food in the house. So you gotta get out of bed and we've gotta be home before she's gotten home.

got by Psych Ward Employee January 3, 2005

got 

When you realize that you said something stupid and you catch yourself before someone gives you a point.( Which means if they say point after you've said got the point goes to them.)

Man you ugly

so is yo dog... got

got by Shae May 25, 2004

got 

(n.) A lesser known abbreviation got the word 'faggot'. Mainly used to avoid awkward situations in public, while still trying to insult friends.

"Actually, the word 'got' is the past tense of ge--" -Jordan
"SHUT THE FUCK UP JORDAN YOU PIECE OF SHIT GOT." -Steve
"FUCK JORDAN YOU KNOW IT ALL GOT." -Mark

got by D3ATHMUFFIn November 27, 2013

got 

One of my least favorites, if not THE least favorite, word in the english language. It isn't even a real word and gets used constantly.

I gotta go to the store.
We've got no time to loose.
You've go to realize what you're doing!
You have got to be joking!
I've got a lot on hand.
Look at the new book I got today!

Ugh I HATE that word!

got by Zeeky H. Bomb April 2, 2005

Got 

/me takes away his other got definition. Anyway, Got is: a wanna be roper that thinks he is good but recently couldnt eve find his f8 key.

/me chutes got some more

Got by Cortho3 March 22, 2003

Got 

Acronym for Grand Old Time

That was so fun, it was a got.

Got by Sarah and Molly August 4, 2008

got 

The way blacks pronounce God. Instead of "oh, God", they literally say "oh, Got". And Im not kidding.

Cracker: "God is good."
Black dude: "Yes, Got is good"

got by bobie November 22, 2004