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ghetto gown 

A t-shirt (often white, but may be any color) sized XXXL or larger. Often spoted under or near flat brims and shameful facial hair.
Dude X-"Dude that is the biggest shirt I've ever seen...damn you're the man!"

Dude Y-"Shits'hot right,son. Pssst...bid&tall store,don't tell nobody.
ghetto gown by blackbob August 2, 2005
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Pound Gown 

A dress, normally black, worn at least once by every college girl on any given night whilst drinking. The Pound Gown allows male spectators to know that she is DTF (down to fuck, if your formal), but hides her flaws. This primarily refers to her weight and overall self confidence about her appearance. Beware, this female attire is a blessing and a trap depending on your state of drunkeness.
"Do you like my dress?" asks the Female.
"Sweet Pound Gown, its to bad I can't tell if you're a vixen or a hippo under that thing. Try harder next time." replies the Male.
Pound Gown by Loewsfest August 30, 2010
I gowno spadlo na wiatrak.
gowno by WolanD April 18, 2007

Gaff Gown 

Basically a dressing gown, just sounds better
Gonna go and chill in my Gaff Gown
Gaff Gown by CrackinBanter February 1, 2019

wet fart in a wedding gown 

Anything that is vehemently unwanted or unwelcome. Something to be avoided at all cost.
At an AA meeting, an open bar is as welcome as a wet fart in a wedding gown.

Nigger's Night Gown 

The act of taking a dump on a sitting human and lap dancing the now smeared shit all over their lower body and torso.
Horny White Boy: "Yo man I heard Letisha totally gave Todd a nigger's night gown last night!"

Horny White Boy #2: "There were men lining up for them at the party! I feel sorry for the guys that were up after she needed to take ex-lax to shit."