FastEddy

Rides fast bikes fast and is known as Eddy.

Fuck me, was that FastEddy?? that was proper fast!

by Not telling September 30, 2003

fasted

to be presented with something that's unusually large

I was totaly fasted the other day!

by Clarabelle Sari September 21, 2006

Flasted

a task accomplished with little to no effort or care as to the outcome of the accomplishment ff-laa-stid

John did a flasted job of cleaning the sceptic tank.
phil achieved a flasted grade on his homework assignment.

by onepumptrump May 4, 2020

Fasted

Faster then faster

"DUDE THAT GUY WAS SO FASTED!"

by Its_real_trust_me January 30, 2021

fasteddietv

Probably the coolest most wholesome streamer out there. his 13 inch penis means nothing when his heart is twice the size. not only will he merk you on Tarkov, but he will also be eating Taco Bell whilst doing it. An old rumor says he gets his talent and awesomeness from a versace jock strap he wears and never washes.

I was really sad and then fasteddietv started streaming and I forgot all of my problems!

by XevaTV April 25, 2023