fasturbate

To conciously make a descision to not masturbate for a set period of time for religious reasons.

1) Bob fasturbated the week before his trip to Costa Rica for fear that God would down his plane if he didn't.
2) Oh, it's good Friday? I better fasturbate.

by mirror-noir September 28, 2009

Fasturbate

Masturbating as fast as possible.

I was in a hurry last night so I had to fasturbate.

by b9xxx January 14, 2008

Frusturbate

To masturbate while frustrated. Typically, the frustration results in a tight, ninja-like grip.

I just lost three times at foos ball! I'm going to go home and frusturbate.

by enochroot January 19, 2008

frusturbate

to engage in masturbation for the purpose of lessening the feelings of frustration surrounding some other event or situation.

Today was so stressful that I just want to get home, frusturbate and fall asleep; afterall, tomorrow is another day!

by Life-in-Hand June 16, 2010

frusturbate

When you're just so stressed that you have to masturbate.

Work was so bad today that I immediately frusturbated once I got home.

by lyzterine January 21, 2020

frusturbate

Being caught in the act of masterbation, without having achieved orgasm, and being left frustrated at having to start over.

I was frusturbated after my mom busted me whacking off in the bathroom.

by Douglas PerfectHour February 24, 2005

Frusturbate

Frustrating masturbation.

"None of those neckbeards will get laid, they'll go home and frusturbate over their anime collection."

by Captain & Tennille August 24, 2011