Tetas De Futbol

When A Woman's Breasts Are Saggy Enough To Practice Soccer With.

Guy #1-Daaaaamn! Check out the Chichero on that one!

Guy #2-Ugh!! Really! They're Fucking Tetas De Futbol!!

Guy #1-Ughhhh! Yeah! You Can Play Soccer With Those Things!!

by PincheTetero-Tres mil April 23, 2009

futbucking

Snorting cocaine with either a dyslexic man's leg, or a paranoid German woman named Helga's right thigh bone.

I met Helga today in Essen. We were futbucking near that dealer's house all day.

by greengreg418 February 23, 2011

Futboy

A short, fat man that thinks hes funny when telling a joke or a story. When in relaity he sounds really stupid and is making himself look like an idiot.

Dana: Hey have you talked to Bill lately?
Eric: Yea, hes a real futboy.

by KimmyDawn June 22, 2012

futbolista

A soccer player who plays everyday.

That cat Noah is a futbolista. He only plays soccer. Always has a soccer ball juggling, playing wall ball, doing tricks or megging the other players. That

by Surfnsoccee August 2, 2019

Futbuck

Someone that likes to "F" you in da "A".

That futbuck bent me over and gave it to me raw when he handed down my sentence.

by Modofodo December 16, 2022

futballa

A Soccer, Football, Futbol player. Plays with style and grace on and of the pitch. Always on the cutting edge of fashion. Always fit. Sexy.

The girls love him because he's a futballa.

by J. Washington November 25, 2006

eli da futball playa

a bitch who fuckes himself. Hesa bitch. He shullda die. Fuck u eli. Ura bitch. Go to hell. Suck ur own dick. We dont like u

Eli da futball playa is a bitch who should fuck himself because he has no girlfriends.

by Rando dud who luvs gemma November 3, 2018