by Ned_Baf February 19, 2019
A combination of a Cleveland steamer and a Dutch oven. You shit on your lovers chest and immediately trap the warmth and scent in by holding the covers over them.
by SteamFurnace October 04, 2020
When one has severe constipation then goes to taco bell and eats a fiery hot double decker taco thus resulting in the build up a steaming hot turd inside your rectal cavity.
I shouldn't of eatin that taco bell today since im constipated, now i have a steamy ass furnace and might shart my britches like a british bitch.
by Freeze040506 February 09, 2009
by mbailey3 November 15, 2018
When you have sex with your lady right before she has to drop a huge deuce, causing her lady bits to feel tighter.
I have to take a huge poo, so it might be a good time to do a Cumberland Furnace. The booty is full of logs.
by radioedit16 April 25, 2017
A heated, sticky, humid, jungle like environment which often induces swamp ass and usually conveys a smell of dirty, wet, taint juice.
This dorm bathroom is a complete crotch furnace.
That bathroom was such a crotch furnace that I had to remove my shirt while shitting.
That bathroom was such a crotch furnace that I had to remove my shirt while shitting.
by mattyw August 29, 2004
A self inflicted Dutch Oven. Farting under your covers and pulling them over your own head to enjoy your gastro aroma!
by AD218 July 31, 2008