high-functioning neurotypical

A neurotypical with just enough autistic traits to be tolerable.

These positive traits include:
Not needing to make small talk
Not playing head games
Not playing office politics
Prefering function over prettiness
Not complaining that you hurt their feelings every five seconds
Willingness to discuss things over e-mail rather than phone (bonus points if they prefer this)

In time it is hoped that these neurotypicals might learn to pass for aspie.

This website was designed by a really high-functioning neurotypical, you can tell because it actually works.

by Sam is a Dick October 25, 2006

high functioning fangirl

a girl who is insanely in love with Sherlock and quotes him at random

I'm not a psychopath i'm a high functioning fangirl do your research!

by SuteKyo December 8, 2014

High Functioning Autism

Some Barmy Plonker oo finks he's smart but inside he's just a mound of smelly clunge.

you can tell he's got High Functioning Autism can't ya.

by Funny Shark April 13, 2022

High-functioning Racist

Someone who isn't racist, but propagate common racist myths, things that "everyone knows is true" but have no base in facts.

She didn't say it to be mean, she's just a high-functioning racist.

by Morphman the Clown September 18, 2017

high functioning

very smart

a girl i know is high functioning and passes all her classes

by vini George January 18, 2024