Funch

To punch someone in the Jack and Danny

Mate, I couldn't get it up, so i funched her and fucked off.

by Eagle chops. March 19, 2018

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A cool guy who is very good at playing Swain. he is very tall and sexy

Hey it's Funch. He is so good at Swain

by Elbo69 February 15, 2021

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Fuch is a sentence Mixed with “fucking punch”
It was created by a bunch of dumb preschoolers.

by Polly beavis June 30, 2019

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Fun + lunch = Funch

Simple, innocent, clean, fun lunch. Just fun. At lunchtime. Nothing lewd. Calm down.

Lunch is always so much fun with you. Let’s call it funch.

by AlMoPal February 25, 2019

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To take one's lunch-break, and engage in any number of sexual acts with any number of individuals, instead of eating.

As a noun: "I'm going to take funch."

As a verb: "I hear Sally and Bob are funching." Or, "You dirty funchers."

by Todd M. December 12, 2006

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funch

Fun lunch. Eating not just for sustenance, but in such a way as to really enjoy your mealtime.

"Let's head to the brewery for funch!" or "Screw your boring lunch, I'm going out to funch!"

by laughtercrystal December 15, 2014

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An expression of anger; a self-censoring word to replace "fuck"

That mother funches funchnut! I funchin' told him to get the funches out here lest I funch him up!

by jack spencer December 13, 2003

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