Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness

Any attempt to simplify one part of an equation causes the rest of the equation to expand such that ugliness is conserved.

The law is of course not literally true, or simplification would be impossible. It is merely an expression of frustration in those cases where simplification proves difficult when dealing with large or complex equations.

The law is named for professor Schultz (physics) of the College of DuPage.

Schultz's Law of Conservation of Ugliness strikes again!

by Benfea October 16, 2006

funniness

1. The act of being extremely funny, goofy, or stupid.

Sammy and I were instant messaging jokes back and forth, with everyone getting stupider and stupider, thus creating funniess.

by Eri September 6, 2004

bumping fuglies

When two people are the homliest people in the world and they are screwing like rabbits..

Jason is telling people that him and Michelle are bumping fuglies 3 times a week.

by Harry Twater April 21, 2007

Ugliness

People with the name Emily..

Wow I seen Emily today she reminded me of ugliness..

by Lmao bitch boy May 10, 2017

Ugliness

The characteristic of being visually unattractive, unpleasant, and repulsive.

Etienne Bergeron-Lemieux is the pinnacle of ugliness.

by Spirouline March 16, 2015

funniness

being really fucking funny

Me being weird and agreeing with it is quite the funniness

by VP of the losers April 7, 2011

Ugliness

A disguise worn to prevent shallow and high maintenance females from taking over and controlling the wearers life decisions, finances, and interpersonal relationships.

His ugliness allowed him the freedom to do as he pleased, make millions, and interact with whom he choose. I deeply envy the SOB

by Enoch Cain September 25, 2015