German Fudgesicle

The act of filling a condom with jizz, tying it off and sticking it in a freezer until frozen. Once frozen you remove the frozen jizz bar from the condom and stick it in the ass of a female until it is all good and shitty.

Once the jizz bar has a good brown coating, you shove it in her mouth and make her eat it like a real fudgesicle.

Me and bill gave that bitch pat a german fudgesicle last night, man she sure loved it!

by Dr.PhillyBlunt November 29, 2011

Florida Fudgesicle

When you sling a duce into a hooker's mouth while partying in South Beach and then she gives you a blow job.

With his promotional coupon from the hotel room, Raul got a $5 discount on his Florida Fudgesicle from a toothless hoochie-mama.

by Johnny Earle November 4, 2006

fudgepackers

Slang for the Green Bay Packers.

Looks like the Minnesota Vikings are playing the fudgepackers today. I hope Brett Fagre throws 5 more interceptions.

by Jack Often November 27, 2007

Fudgepacker Paradox

This refers to the phenomenon of gay males having more success attracting women than straight males do. This is paradoxical as, obviously, a gay male has no interest in the women they monopolize away from straight males.

"Gay men get all the women. Everyone knows this. It's called the Fudgepacker Paradox."

by GingerBeer June 17, 2012

fudgesicles

a term used instead of "fuck". Started out with "fudge" but some random person added "sicles" to make it sound like popsicles.

Fudgesickles! I just hit my head on the post over there.

by Oxnerd December 21, 2004

fudgesicle

1: The Original Fudgsicle® pop! Chocolate flavored frozen dairy dessert pops; sort of a cross between a chocolate ice cream & a chocolate popsicle on a stick.
2: Fecal matter on the penis after anal sex.
3: A pile of feces (dog, cat, human, etc...) deposited on or near a walkway, stairs, or on top of snow, and has frozen solid during cold weather.

1: Jimmy bought a fudgesicle from the icecream truck.
2: After cornholing Maryjane, Jimmy's penis resembled a fudgesicle.
3: "Watch out for that fudgesicle sparky left on the sidewalk."

by jimmyfreakinneutron September 9, 2006

poor man's fudgesicle

A sexual maneuver involving scatophagy. To perform the Poor Man's Fudgesicle the male participant must first vigorously fuck their partner in the ass (enough so that the anus is temporally widened to the size of a gaping hole. *as seen in various hardcore pornography*). He must then withdraw his phallus and take a large dump in aforementioned 'gaping hole.' Next, he proceeds to reinsert the phallus into the now shit filled anus (This step may be repeated until desired amount of coating). Finally the phallus is removed from the anus and inserted into the mouth of the willing (or unwilling) partner.

The other night I was fucking Brittney and she wouldn't stop bitching about getting her some food, so I gave her a Poor Man's Fudgesicle. *High-fives friend*

by Andy/Ben December 23, 2007