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i fuck with it

(1) I fuck with these hot wings, they're good!
(2) person 1: do you like hot wings?
Person 2: yeah, i fuck with it.
by Optipremo August 23, 2016
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don't fuck with the payroll

don't sleep with anyone in the workplace. Doing so may cause awkward encounters at work and your colleagues thinking you're easy.
I told you don't fuck with the payroll Jacky
by harveysmakesyourhamburger July 21, 2011
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fuckwitery

when one is demostrating at being a total fuckwit, they are are said to be performing fuckwitery
You are a total fuckwit, in fact you are at the top of the league of fuckwitery
by Todge Todgey November 28, 2012
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alphabet's but somethings wrong?!??!? 😳

random stranger: *sings the abcs but it is wrong*

random stranger: whoa dude, is that the abcs song but better?

me: yes. just a few drops of water and then the song will be much more perfect.

random stranger who committed arson once: someone gave me this popcorn. do you want some?

random stranger who has done nothing: yes please. I need to hear more of this beautiful masterpiece.
random stranger: abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxy and z now I know my abc's next time won't you fuck with me
by holydrugs April 26, 2022
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don't fuck with me

01. Phrase used when you are sick of people's shit.
2. Phrase used when you don't know what the motives, benefits, or prerogative is of a person or group of people.
3. Phrase used when one can't see to wrap their brain around what the fuck is actually going on with a certain situation and no one else has any means to effectively communicate.
by PineappleJuice March 14, 2015
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fuck with

1. to do anything at all with
2. to do something with another person which might be considered, if not by you yourself, then by another person such as a girl/boyfriend, of an intimate nature
3. to mess around or joke around with
1. "yo, you fucking with your other boys tonight, or do you wanna shoot some hoops with me and jim?"
2. "yo, baby, trust me, im not fucking with any other girls, i promise you, when you saw me with marie, we were just walking cus i ran into her at a record store, thats all"
3. "you gotta be fucking with me, right, there is no way you went to england for 200 dollars roundtrip"
by joe hong June 6, 2005
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