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Fucktard Stink Box

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Most often defined as a bitter, low life, idiotic, tool, with absolutely nothing to offer to society. Also known as a brainless piece of shit and a disgusting waste of resources . These types of people grow old and fat and eventually die off without leaving their mark on the world.They are insignificant and are angry about it. A Fucktard Stink Box is always at fault for all of the negativity in their life. Usually low class and very addicted to drama. Self loathing and self destructive. Tries to make other lives a miserable hell because they hate their own.
The Fucktard Stink Box spent all of her time in life worrying about insignificant egotistical issues. Eventually she wasted away without a claim to her name and died.
by 8inchdelite January 1, 2010
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fucktard whisperer

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Someone who is patient and can rationalize with fucktards when no one else can. A voice of reason that calms down fucktards.

(Like the dog whisperer, but with fucktards instead of dogs.)
My fiance is THE fucktard whisperer. He's so patient with them.
by Mama_G February 2, 2017
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fucktard

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fucking + retard = fucktard
by cm476 November 7, 2002
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a highly undesirable circumstance; the state in which fucktards are doomed to continually exist. Paradoxically, fucktards (consciously or unconsciously) also perpetuate the state of fucktardation everywhere they go. Thus, the fucktard essentially functions as a living virus of fucktardation.
"Dude, did any fly hookers show up for the party at dangus' place?"

"Hell naw dawg, that joint was nothin' but a sausage party...but the REAL fucktardation didn't start until the pigs rolled up."
by hecktor dangus, esq. November 9, 2007
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Describing one who is sexually frustrated. Not having had sex for an extended period, the fuckstrated individual might also be reckoned to be wank-happy. When this is not the case, the individual will likely resort to unwarranted bouts of evalgia.
Robin just punched me in the face for absolutely nothing! He needs a girlfriend asap; he's way too fuckstrated.
by Tama Boyle February 19, 2007
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fucktardcontest

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A competition to see who can be the most fucktarded.
Dave was headbutting the fridge to win the fucktardcontest.

The X factor is a fucktardcontest
by Dave the man June 30, 2008
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team killing fucktard

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One who kills (either accidentally or purposefully) a member of his or her own team. Someone who should be killed themself. often used after a lasertag game with friends, during a counterstrike or halo game, or any of the other FPS or gun-related team games.
Damnit, you team killing fucktard, Watch where you're shooting!

You fucking killed me, Team Killing Fucktard!
by Aadon Gondahlvor February 10, 2004
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