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Fucktard 

A person who screws up everything that they do.
If you are stuck working with this person they will screw up all that hard work you have put in. But because this person is a fucktard they will get away with it and all blame is pushed on to you.
Dale: Jamie you've shit all over our hard work you fucktard!
Jamie Simms: I'm sorry I cant help it Dale i'm incontinant aswell as being a fucktard.
Mrs Macinally: Dale why are you shouting at Jamie again? you know he's a fucktard. Oh god and you've crapped on all your hard work. for god sake Dale!
Fucktard by Glynn Thomas April 4, 2008

Fucktard 

The bastardisation of two words: "fuck" and "tard" - the latter being a shortened version of "retard", a derogatory word to decribe those with lesser mental ability. In use, it is an insult that can usually express two emotions at once - complete fustration and disbelief. Frustration at the stupidity of someone, and disbelief that yes, they are actually that stupid.

Fucktard 

Fucktard is used in extreme circumstances where a person is so stupid that being called a retard isn't good enough, so Fucktard is used
Why the fuck would you eat your own shit? You Fucktard

Fucktard 

a person who is totally aware of the correct way to do something, yet chooses to do so wrongly.
Someone who would put out an electrical fire with water.

"He put an electrical fire out with water? Of course he got electrocuted! What a Fucktard!"
Fucktard by UrbanScribe7 January 26, 2017

fucktard 

One who speaks and or acts before thinking. Often leading to heads shaking in utter dismay and a lack of friends on social media
(Not to be confused with a mental handicap)
"Damn...i just heard that Billy Bob is following Justin Beiber"
"Wow. What a fucktard"
fucktard by ImpossiBuddha April 18, 2015

fucktard 

Someone who is doing something so stupid you can not believe it.
That guy is driving up the off ramp!. What a fucktard!
fucktard by Fred Dahhling January 21, 2010