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fuckceptable

When you see someone hot but not your type. fuckceptable
Mishari: Wow! Nasser look at that girl she’s hot.
Nasser: damn bro she’s fuckceptable
by Father of bats September 11, 2020
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fuckskeet

a term used for a good friend that you wanna make feel like an idiot.
oh youre so funny you goddamn fuckskeet.
whaddup fuckskeet?
by nick gray October 26, 2007
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fuckception

1 a series of incompetence ,

2 worse than a " fuck up " as there is usually more than one

3 a fuck up inside a fuck up inside a fuck up

4 the Australian Labour Party

5 some times incorrectly known as a cluster fuck as a fuckception is more severe than a simple cluster fuck

6 the instance where someone comes to you to solve a seemingly simple problem made ridiculously difficult because the person waited till the last moment to act on the problem and has resulted in multiple problems associated to the original ie lack of time or money or resources or all being an issue

7 usually created by people who think they know what they are doing even though previous instances have shown they dont have a clue
p1 : i have a problem
P2: ok simple do this

p1: ok but to do that i need this

p2: ok well go get one

p1: but the place that has them is shut till monday

p2: then go get it on monday

p1: but i have ----- on monday and i need it before then or for then

p2: when did you first know about this ?
p1: a few weeks

p2: mmmmfffffffff!
and that is one example of a fuckception !
by bvvvvt January 1, 2012
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fucksheet

Someone who is so low of a being that they have to refered to as a sheet that some Jews use when fucking. Yes, some people actually take a bed sheet and cut a hole in it for a penis and have sex through it. If you are on that level of low, you pretty much suck at life.
"You are such a fucksheet!".
by SickPhuck May 1, 2008
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Fucksweet

Comes from old anglo-american roots of the terms "Fuck" and "Sweet"

When their powers combine, they create "Fucksweet" - used in many elevating circumstances
"that totally in the sauce radish is some fucksweet radish right there!"
by Lord Cuntingberry-Smythe November 10, 2004
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Fucksheath

A synonym of the word condom, which is a rubber *sock* which covers your cock while fucking. The most commonly used method on contraception after anus as it can be hidden in many places such as:
1)in pant pockets
2)in shirt pockets
3)in coat pockets
4)in wallets
5)in shoes
6)under a cap
7)between the penis and the testicles(for a male
8)between beaver-flaps(labii)
9)in a condom box
10)in your mouth
11)already on your penis.

A fucksheath can also be used in many other uses other than a contraceptive, such as:
1)a jizz-bucket
2)a baloon
3)a water baloon
4)a hat
5)a projectile
6)a term paper
Jane:"Did you bring the fucksheath?"
Joe:"Dammit!FML."

Jack:"Why are you walking funny like that, John?"
John:"I've got my fucksheath already on my cock in case shit happens."
Jack: "Don't worry. Sally wouldn't actually take a dump on your dick, man."
John:"..."
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Fucksmetastic

Oh you don't even know! He fucksmetastic
by Turkattack July 8, 2011
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