fuckdile

(n.) a fucked up person, who is sexually attracted to reptiles, such as crocodiles.

person 1: wheres connor right now?
person 2: probably at the zoo looking at that crocodile agian
person 1: hes such a fuckdile.

by tiffany turnbouterson March 27, 2009

fuckmile

The length of time it takes for a man to move the tip of his penis one mile in the reference frame of the vagina while having intercourse.

The following formula can be used for a simple calculation: (63,360 inches / 2*(penile length)) * (Average thrust time), where penile length is in inches. The units of average thrust time will determine the units of the fuckmile.

Man, I was waiting at the DMV for like 3 fuckmiles yesterday.

by snmit March 2, 2009

Fuckside down

Completely backwards or turned around. Unable to correct itself.

I don't know if I can fix your computer, the parts are all fuckside down.

by Berglekutt January 19, 2010

fuckpile

a pile of fuck
a tangled mass of horny people engaged in a clusterfuck
often followed with a cleansing cycle provided by a fuck mop

man that fuckpile last night was so fucked up
i think i saw your mom in it
and afterwards your sister got out the fuckmop and cleaned that nasty shit up

by davidwating August 13, 2003

Fucksticle

A word with all the fun connotations of a popsicle, but with none of the fun attributes. Fucksticles are people who are rude, obnoxious, arrogant and idiotic. They have no good qualities and they piss everybody off.

Fucksticles often have 'little man syndrome'

Smith is a fucksticle, he should really get over his height issues and Napoleon complex.

by spabath January 19, 2008

fuckstyle

The way in which you or someone, fucks.

She has a fuckstyle similar to Giannas!

Now THAT'S a fuckstyle!!!

by Niraco April 22, 2006

fucksclusive

Someone you are fucking exclusively. Since condoms are lame and so are STD's, if you can find someone who is okay with fucking exclusively you can avoid both! Not friends with benefits as that isn't exclusive. Also not dating as you aren't looking to be in a relationship.

I don't want herpes or AIDS and don't want to wear a condom so let's be fucksclusive!

by Taupe1919 July 11, 2011