Fuck Ton 

37 gigabytes. If not applicable to data, the smallest unit of something is determined as a bit. e.g. A Fuck Ton of ants; one ant would be a bit. Eight bits to a byte, so on and so forth. That's a lot of ants.

That's a fuck ton of lasagna!

Fuck Ton by ExLxF November 1, 2008

Fuck ton 

Exactly 10 shitloads or two complete fuckloads

Man, we laid a fuck ton of bricks today...we've still got a couple of shitloads to lay tomorrow and we'll be done with that job!

Fuck ton by Dcor388 August 4, 2021

Fuck ton 

Term of measurement describing a large quantity of a singular item. See also: fuck load

The Captain has a fuck ton of hoodies.

Fuck ton by Denise.Jean17 February 27, 2024

Fuck Ton of Money

An amount of money so huge, so mammoth that the next word that comes out of your mouth when you see this mountainous expanse of cash before you is:

"Fuck"

The brain cannot consciously find another word suitable for the sheer disbelief at how much cash there actually is.

"Fuuuuuuck"

That's a Fuck Ton of Money you got there boy... Best be willin' to share that with your friends right, we done good by you before son, dont make me cut ya O_o

Fuck Ton of Money by Phauxed October 30, 2010

Fuck ton of cum 

The normal amount of cum created through sexual reproduction or masturbation.

Jimmy why is there a fuck ton of cum on your bed sheets?

Fuck ton of cum by JohnCena.memez September 24, 2018

Holy Fuck Ton 

More that a crap ton and a shit ton. the greatest amount.

That elaphant weighs a Holy Fuck Ton more than that dog.

Holy Fuck Ton by 777tobi March 21, 2009

metric fuck ton 

Slightly more than an Imperial fuck ton. The exact measurements of the metric fuck ton are unknown, owing to the fact that the term is generally used to describe an indeterminately-large quantity of something.

That pizza you left on the floor last night is now covered in a metric fuck ton of ants.

metric fuck ton by Kenneth Allan May 29, 2008