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Fuck Ton

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37 gigabytes. If not applicable to data, the smallest unit of something is determined as a bit. e.g. A Fuck Ton of ants; one ant would be a bit. Eight bits to a byte, so on and so forth. That's a lot of ants.
That's a fuck ton of lasagna!
by ExLxF November 1, 2008
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Fuck ton

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Exactly 10 shitloads or two complete fuckloads
Man, we laid a fuck ton of bricks today...we've still got a couple of shitloads to lay tomorrow and we'll be done with that job!
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Fuck ton

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Term of measurement describing a large quantity of a singular item. See also: fuck load
by Denise.Jean17 February 27, 2024
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An amount of money so huge, so mammoth that the next word that comes out of your mouth when you see this mountainous expanse of cash before you is:

"Fuck"

The brain cannot consciously find another word suitable for the sheer disbelief at how much cash there actually is.
"Fuuuuuuck"

That's a Fuck Ton of Money you got there boy... Best be willin' to share that with your friends right, we done good by you before son, dont make me cut ya O_o
by Phauxed October 30, 2010
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Fuck ton of cum

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The normal amount of cum created through sexual reproduction or masturbation.
Jimmy why is there a fuck ton of cum on your bed sheets?
by JohnCena.memez September 24, 2018
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Holy Fuck Ton

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More that a crap ton and a shit ton. the greatest amount.
That elaphant weighs a Holy Fuck Ton more than that dog.
by 777tobi March 21, 2009
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metric fuck ton

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Slightly more than an Imperial fuck ton. The exact measurements of the metric fuck ton are unknown, owing to the fact that the term is generally used to describe an indeterminately-large quantity of something.
That pizza you left on the floor last night is now covered in a metric fuck ton of ants.
by Kenneth Allan May 29, 2008
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