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fuck a duck 

An expletive
A phrase expressing panic or anger

It refers to a song to the tune of "row your boat"

Fuck fuck fuck a duck
Screw a kangaroo
Fingerbang an orangutan
And hump a rhino to
1) Fuck a duck! I am so late for class because of that traffic on the freeway!
fuck a duck by surely April 12, 2005

fuck a duck 

fuck fuck fuck a duck
screw a kangaroo
finger bang an ourangoutang orgie at the zoo
whack whack whack a yak
give it to an eew
69 a porcupine ill bet hell like it too
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fuck a duck by bob May 12, 2003

fuck a duck 

Childhood curse verse, circa 1968
Fuck a duck,
Screw a pigeon,
Go to Hell
And get religion.
fuck a duck by Marty Agee June 30, 2006

fuck a duck 

An alternative to "Well I'll be!"
"What? You were involved in a foursome? Well fuck a duck!"
fuck a duck by MadDog July 3, 2003

fuck a duck 

a song to "row row row ur boat"
fuck, fuck, fuck a duck,
screw a kangaroo,
69 a porcupine,
and *rgy at the zoo!!!
fuck a duck by Anonymous March 12, 2003

fuck a duck 

a military expession of suprise or anger

2. To Have sex with a water fowl namely a duck
"Well, Fuck a Duck! you hit the Commanding General with that mortar round Pyle"

2." Hey Cletus come see Jethro, he is going to fuck a duck the sicko!
fuck a duck by rabbt December 22, 2003