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banging the fruit bowl

When an individual gets so frustrated that they pick up the nearest object (the nearest object is a fruit bowl) and bang it with their hand like it is a tambourine to get attention from their colleagues. This should not be mistaken with banging a tambourine as that is joyful and banging the fruit bowl is not a joyful experience for all.
Look .... I'm not banging the fruit bowl yet but I am close!
Man did you see that dude ... he was really banging the fruit bowl.
If you don't start listening to me I am going to bang the fruit bowl until you do!
Oh really? Well how about I bang the fruit bowl and you cower in fear?
Too many steroids ...... bang the fruit bowl ... it will help you to relax!
When all else fails ..... start banging the fruit bowl!
There is more than one way to bang the fruit bowl!
KEEP CALM ...... and bang the fruit bowl!
In event of nuclear attack ....... bang the fruit bowl!
When not given what you want .... bang the fruit bowl.
Feel like acting childish ? .... bang the fruit bowl.
Off your medication? Bang the fruit bowl.
Don't like the kid in two and a half men .... bang the fruitbowl.
by thephatcontroller November 17, 2013
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Fruit Law

First, there's nothing fruity about the Fruit Law.

It's an important principle of ghetto life that explains the certainty of final retribution after you do something stupid to someone scary.

It states: if you diss a MAN-GO, you must diss-a-PEAR.

That is, if you disrespect the wrong people and walk away without making amends, you are liable to vanish in a painful way.

Loosely based on a Vybz Kartel lyric.
Frankie: "Hey yo, heard about Little John lately? Dude owes everybody money"

Marco: "Really? His widow skipped town after his funeral"

Frankie: "Oops! Fruit Law!"
by BioHazardX October 22, 2012
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stewed fruit

A replacement for a compliment, insult or neutral.
Compliment -Hey babe you're looking so stewed fruit today

Insult- Those shoes are so stewed fruit

Neutral- I'm not sure how to feel about it, that test was kinda stewed fruit
by Therealdonnaldtrump September 13, 2017
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fruit loop poop

The unfortunate result of eating the fruit ringed cereal, generally consistant of a dark, to a moderate light shade of green.
Last night I may have eaten that big bowl of Fruit Loops, but this morning my fruit loop poop made the toilet look like Lucky the Leprechaun's suit.
by Bear Arms May 8, 2011
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sniff the dude fruit

To change sexual orientation. A male who once was straight, but is now gay. To be interested in men.
"Did you hear Fat Carl broke up with Sheila?" cried Crayfish. "Yeah, I'm pretty sure he started to sniff the dude fruit." replied Sea Tito.
by Sweet Mootat June 12, 2014
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Fruit City

City of Orange, TX. Located in southeast Texas near the Sabine River. 30 Minutes from Beaumont, TX.
Yo, What's going on in the Fruit city tonight?
Not much just drinking at spankys.
by Aquafina64647 August 26, 2013
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fruit von doot

When you see a really gay looking guy.
Damn that guy looks like a straight up fruit von doot, dude.
by Jon Galasso November 21, 2003
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