Grape fruiting

The act of a male being orally stimulated well having a gape fruit with a hole in the center moved up and down on the shaft of the males penis.

Wife: hey honey i bought a grape fruit for tonight.
Man: well i guess i am getting Grape fruiting tonight.

by Matti W. January 14, 2016

fruitini

Fruit-based martini drinks/ cocktails. Mostly are non-alcoholic 'mocktails' (or, mocktinis), though it's important to spike the damn thing with good ol'voddy (vodkatinis).

-crantini: cranberry martini.
-melontini: melon.
-appeltini: green apple.
-clementini: clementine.
-peartini: pear.
-apricotini: apricot.
-tomatini: tomato.
-peachtini: peach (basically called a Billini martini. Bellini is usually made with white peach purée/juice + champagne + crème de péche, you add the vod and bitters to make a martini).

Related cocktailian's inventions:
-chocotini/ chocatini ( 4 vod + 1 crème de cacao, stirred over ice).
-javatini ( vod + Kahlua coffee liquor + espresso garnished with a chocolate twist/ shaving).
-vodka espresso (similar to the Black Russian: 3 'triple' espresso + 2 'double' vod + dash of Kahlua + sugar syrup shaken with ice).
-nicotini (a martini drank by a snoutcast in a 'butt hut'!).
-k'tini (also spelled K-tini: has a saurkraut-stuffed olive instead of the standard piemento!).
-tequinis: tequila-based martinis (*if you are taken aback by the K'tini, then these use a 'tomolive' instead of the usual olive, which is a baby tomato stuffed with a piemento olive except these two:
-Cajun martini (use chili instead of olive).
-coyote martini (made with chilis soaked in the drink for two days).
-dillitini (a large shot of vodka + a small shot of aquavit + a handful of fresh dill. Shake over ice).
-marteanis: tea-based martini drinks like the greenteani (ice greentea martini).

'Martini culture' and 'martini bars' are all the rage in ubercool Japan (that's why it's called J-cool).
On MSNBC the other day, I watched to my shock, a bartender fixing a 'diamond-tini' for a young couple: a 'tini shaken with a 50K$ diamond in it! O_o

*If you still think that I'm bluffing, well, after you drink all those fruitinis have yourself a 'clamato': clam tomato mixture that mixologists like myself swear by as a hangover cure!

by hammer---;, hytham June 1, 2007

fruitylian

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by DIAVVUSSY ‼️‼️ July 2, 2022

Fruitin

A retarded unicorn made of cheese that likes to gangrape children with his cheesy horn.

"Daddy, my ass is sore from that Fruitin"

by Fudg3Y February 24, 2012

Fruiting

To go on a man hunt for some action.

I was feeling randy, so went out to the gay bar to go Fruiting. I came home Alone, as all the fruits were either bitter or dried up and wrinkled.

by BLT85022 June 29, 2019

Fruiting

When at a house party, preferably a party at which some kids parents are out of town, the act of taking every fruit in the standard kitchen fruit basket, biting it and placing it back into the basket (bite side down).

Dude, Tom pulled of the sickest fruiting last night, he bit an apple, 3 lemons, 2 oranges, 2 bananas and a mango.

by Jon Catch July 28, 2006

fruiting

Fruiting is when you collect small items of fruit over a short time period and stash it somewhere, usually in a drawer. Then, you get a group of friends together and hide the fruit in an unsuspecting victim's room inside/hidden in their belongings. You should not be able to see any of the fruit because it is hidden except for an orange placed in the middle of the room on the floor with 'You've been fruited' written on it in black sharpie.

FRUITING:

Stephanie: Hey Salina, who are we going to fruit this year?

Salina: I'm not sure. How about that quiet girl? She'll have no idea she's going to be fruited!

Stephanie: Yes! Let's fruit her.

by gbam August 27, 2013