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Who Froze Jesus?

Uttered by one, Ryland Blackington of Cobra Starship on the Cobrahcam on Stickam, after seeing someone write in the chat box, " Jesus stop freezing!"
Shelf Kid: " Jesus stop freezing!"

Ryland: " Who froze Jesus?"
by Liacoolaid + Vivalastarfish January 22, 2009
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Frozenpocalypse

The Frozen Fandom shows their Insanity through the Frozenpocalypse. They did this because they were tired of waiting for the Film. The Frozenpocalypse is usually consists of Really Bad Photo Edits, Frozen Doll comics, Strange Photo comics, and even a fake photo show.
"So have you heard about that person who started the Frozenpocalypse?"
"OMG, the Frozenpocalypse is tearing my life apart!"
"And to your left, you can see the Frozen Fandom losing their minds to what they call the Frozenpocalypse."
by Le Toyboy November 13, 2013
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Frozed

When a person wears a lot of expensive jewelry that consist of large amounts of diamonds
Yo! I was frozed around my ear, neck and wrist at that party last night
by Jaye_$upreme March 3, 2016
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Frozen Blow

Coca-Cola Icee beverage regularly found at theaters and quickie marts. Blow is a common slang term for cocaine, which increased in popularity and awareness after the Johnny Depp/Penelope Cruz movie of the same name, Blow. Cocaine was an original ingredient in Coca- Cola, thus the name, Frozen Blow.
Concession Employee: "Sir, what kind of tasty beverage would like during the showing of your movie tonight?"

You: "I will have a large Frozen Blow, please."
by TappanDatAzz December 23, 2012
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Frozen Assets

Frozen Assets - noun

1.
The result of putting your money in the fridge.

2.
In the Business and Finance World an Asset is the name given to any form of economic resource that can be owned.
These range from stocks, bonds, trademarks, computer programs/software to buildings, equipment and even high value personnel.

Frozen Assets is the name given to Toxic Assets that have ceased to function.

3.
In the dating world Assets refer to a persons, positive, features.

While the term encompasses all of a persons features it is typically used to refer to physical features, especially on women and especially when referring to her posterior and/or curves.

Think: "ASS-ets"
These assets can change relatively rapidly. For example: if the person puts on or loses weight/muscle. They are not fixed.

Frozen Assets are, therefore, features that do/can not change readily.
Generally non-physical features such as intelligence, personality traits, social, athletic and/or academic abilities etc...
1.
I put my money in the fridge. I got the idea when I heard "Frozen Assets" on CNBC :D

2.
Halifax has lots of Frozen Assets

3.
A woman with an M.D. is, obviously, intelligent.
The degree and her smarts are Frozen Assets

A person who is charismatic and makes friends easily has charisma as one of their Frozen Assets

Check out her assets!
You've got lovely assets
by rzhhhh November 14, 2011
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Frozen Yogurt

Person 1: Where did Evan go?
Person 2: To get some Frozen Yogurt.
Person 1: What a bitch ass nigga!
by D Ten June 15, 2015
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I was Frozen Today!

An argument ender. It will disorient your opponent the second you utter it. The phrase was used in Suburban Commando, but the use of the sentence was made by The Nostalgia Critic.
Guy 1: "You think you've got it bad?"
Guy 2: "Yes. Worse than you."
Guy 1: "I was frozen today!"
by Dyonus09 October 7, 2009
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