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stupid Flanders

An exclamation used when your actions go unexpectedly wrong and result in an extremely annoying situation; used to place the blame for the situation that you have caused yourself onto Ned Flanders.
*You're trying to assemble your backyard barbecue when you bump into your wheelbarrow full of bricks, and they fall into the wet cement*
YOU: Ah, stupid Flanders!
by Maxwell Longfellow December 10, 2006
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Screw Flanders

A phrase that is typed repeatedly at the end of an article in order to meet the word requirement.
The year 2000 affair of cabinet secretary Hidenao Nakagawa was a fairly by the book sex scandal that provided an excellent insight the media interplay between tabloids and mainstream newspapers. Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders Screw Flanders
by Anoonamoose January 17, 2008
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Fromunder Cheese

Cheese scraped 'from under' one's scrotum.
"She has a liking for my Fromunder Cheese."

Or.

Jill spread Fromunder Cheese on her toast.
by Sean + Ben the Warehouse Boys September 15, 2003
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The Flanders Effect

When people hate you because you are truly a better person then they are. People hate you for being kind, more attractive, smarter or any similar virtuous quality.
Stupid Flanders is half my weight and twice my age!” — Homer Simpson

Ex: “Attorney Brandt S. is such a horrible person and, was experiencing The Flanders Effect so badly, that he couldn’t even bring himself to speak to his kind, beautiful, intelligent client named Meg B.”
by The5thNov September 5, 2020
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Flandering

To attempt a conversation while unintentionally thoroughly confusing your listener. Approving and negating a topic in the same sentence. To open up a conversation on one topic and randomly change to another. The flanderer may be sober or intoxicated. Rapid successions of the words, "yea, yea, yea, no, no, no"
"Yo dude did you borrow my pen?"

"Yea yea yea, no no no"

"huh?"

"I did, but then I didn't"

"Quit fucking flandering, did you borrow it or not?"
by spittin game July 19, 2009
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faglander

a derogatory term used to describe a person who is unfortunately good at attracting members of the same sex.
Brandon, that is the third phone number you've gotten in the last week from another guy. You're such a faglander.
by SMKFBM August 9, 2012
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ned flanders

a nice quiet nigga who fucks all the bitches at night
"omygod michael is such a ned flanders" this niggah gets all the bitches tbh
by EUGGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! October 9, 2018
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