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frobbin problem

When one loves bad bitches so much on public FM radio that one has a fucking problem.
"Yeah, I like to fuck. That's a frobbin problem."
by P-Jones October 28, 2013
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fobbit

n. anyone who enlisted in the military and was able to score over 90 on the ASVAB, therefore qualifying for any job OTHER than the infantry, artillery or cavalry.
That fobbit never has to ruck or dodge bullets. I wish I had his job.
by Dirty Gil January 17, 2009
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fobbit

Any person who is in the military, but who when deployed, stays on tha FOB (forward Operating Base) and never crosses the wire where it's actaully dangerous. Mostly used in a derogatory fashion by those who actually do risk their lives. Most Marines and Soldiers aren't fobbits. Most of the Air Force are fobbits except for Vehicle Operators.(Go Veh Ops!!!!!), Security Forces and special forces. And the Navy well who cares about tha navy theyre all gay anyway.
Vehicle operator:

Hey SSgt Barnes!! why dont u get off your ass for once and do an actual convoy instead of going to that stupid yoga class or poetry night bs! u fobbit!

SSgt Barnes:

(in a southern black accent) oh no u didnt! Lets get some chicken in this muhfucka yeh!
by vehicle operator May 15, 2009
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fribbit

noun: the fart-like, but awesome noise resulting when one cups his or her mouth loosely over another person's navel or cheek and intensely blows

verb: the act of giving someone a fribbit
Katie gave me a fribbit, AND I LIKED IT
by Meatslab and Jelly Jar November 7, 2003
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fobbit

(noun) a person who is short and is of foreign origin by birth, usually native to Asia.

Etymology: an Asian immigrant = "FRESH OFF the BOAT", abbreviated "FOB" + "Hobbit", coined by J.R.R. Tolkien to mean "a member of a fictitious peaceful and genial race of small humanlike creatures that dwell underground"
That fobbit is good in math.
by Sean Sotelo February 13, 2004
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Fobbits

An acronym for Fat Old Balding Blokes In Tee Shirts.

When internet chatroom regulars meet up for a social occasion, the older, fatter men will often dress in tee-shirts to try and appear younger. The tee-shirts are invariably black or very dark (with some trendy picture or humorous comment) to try to hide their spreading girth.
Did you see the meet up pics? What a load of fobbits!

They might be trolling on-line, but they dress as fobbits when you meet them.

It's a waste of time you trying to buy tee-shirts in trendy shops - they don't cater for fobbits.
by billauk November 9, 2011
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Frogbitch

Ur such a frogbitch dude
by Poops4326 April 9, 2021
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