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Frienefits

The benefits you get from Friends with Benefits. Friends with benefits can be used in this case as either with the sexual definition or more literally random friends who greatly benefit you.
Example 1:
Guy: I just got laid last night. I'm not in a relationship, just getting some frienefits.

Example 2:
Gamer: My completely randomly added Steam friend got me every single game on my wishlist, I love friends with benefits! FRIENEFITS!
by thisisapseudonym:D December 28, 2010
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frienditcher

Someone who is always there until they get a boy/girlfriend, then they ditch you and act like they didn't do it.
Damn, since Lisa got with Dave, she's been a total frienditcher. They spent all weekend together when we were supposed to go see Scary Movie 4.
by CamphorWhore May 17, 2006
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frenefit

we're not dating, we're frenefits
by a.k.g. February 29, 2008
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frienditute

A friend you have (probably on Facebook) who is just on your friend list to make you look good. The passing of cash may be involved.
Have you seen that Dull Dave is now friends with Hot Haylie?

Yeah, he's giving her $5 and a pack of Luckys a week. She's a total frienditute.
by Fruitbat December 2, 2010
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frienditute

-noun
a person, of either gender, who accepts money in return for being another person's social networking friend.

-verb (used with object)
to sell or offer oneself as a frienditute

Origin:
Dec 1, 2010, Dilbert by Scott Adams
Creepy Tim can't get any real friends on Facebook, so now he's paying for the services of a frienditute.
by Longbow EOD December 2, 2010
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Frienditure

When you've got a friend that's like a piece of furniture.
Rob: yeah man that party was sick

william: I know right to bad Jeff was being a piece of "frienditure" he just watched us the whole night.
by RafeasttheFeastlyFiesta August 16, 2011
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frienditude

Frienditude is a measurement of friendship, on a scale of 1-10, with the exception of 0 for people who are not friends at all. This simple ranking system can help create a pecking order amongst nerds.
"You have a definite frienditude of 7, my other friend only has a frienditude of 5..."
by Ophiuchus December 16, 2005
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