friendiloquent

friendships made entirely on boasting and arrogance

Paul and Mike are total friendiloquent bros. Every conversation is like this:

Paul: "Ho there Mike! Behold, my noble steed rides full gallop yonder way!

Mike: "Ah, good sir. It does indeed! But fix thine eyes nigh! My mare doth leap the hurdles!"

by tbonesex November 20, 2013

frienditcher

Someone who is always there until they get a boy/girlfriend, then they ditch you and act like they didn't do it.

Damn, since Lisa got with Dave, she's been a total frienditcher. They spent all weekend together when we were supposed to go see Scary Movie 4.

by CamphorWhore May 17, 2006

friendicators

Good friends who fornicate together w/ out a commitment to one another

David and I are friendicators.

by MB May 13, 2005

frienditute

A friend you have (probably on Facebook) who is just on your friend list to make you look good. The passing of cash may be involved.

Have you seen that Dull Dave is now friends with Hot Haylie?

Yeah, he's giving her $5 and a pack of Luckys a week. She's a total frienditute.

by Fruitbat December 2, 2010

Friendator

Nickname for the Predator that gets all friendly with the black girl in the film Alien vs Predator.

Matt: "Oh boy, Friendators sure are scary. I hope one doesn't give me some presents and run away from explosions with me in slow motion like we're best fucking friends on Baywatch."

Jeff: "Jealous?"

by Jeffklein December 31, 2005

frienditute

-noun
a person, of either gender, who accepts money in return for being another person's social networking friend.

-verb (used with object)
to sell or offer oneself as a frienditute

Origin:
Dec 1, 2010, Dilbert by Scott Adams

Creepy Tim can't get any real friends on Facebook, so now he's paying for the services of a frienditute.

by Longbow EOD December 2, 2010

Frienditure

When you've got a friend that's like a piece of furniture.

Rob: yeah man that party was sick

william: I know right to bad Jeff was being a piece of "frienditure" he just watched us the whole night.

by RafeasttheFeastlyFiesta August 16, 2011