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Friendhoe

A fake friend who cuts off ties with other supposed friends to rise up the ranks of popularity.
Wow that girl is such a friendhoe. She just unfriended everyone to be more popular.
by thisbitchho March 2, 2019
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to friendzone

Basically a verb form of friendzone: To put someone who loves you and wants to DATE you in the zone of just friends, like if you were friendzoned, then you basically got rejected.
Bro, my "girl" wanted to friendzone me... WHY I SPENT 3 MONTHS ON HER
by joshuliu December 8, 2016
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friendo

An intimidating word you use when you want to shake down or scare someone who actually isn't really a friend.
"Call it. Friendo." - A remorseless hitman to a simple store-owner in Texas, from the film "No Country for Old Men." He wants him to call the coin he just flipped. If the store-owner calls it wrong, the hitman will kill him. If he calls it right, he'll let him live. A real friend would just let the guy live regardless.
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FriendBot

An unfortunate alternative to the late SmarterChild who cannot follow a conversation for more than ONE line.
miamivicestatus: hi
FriendBotUK: Welcome miamivicestatus. Your talking to FriendBot, an Automated Robotic Friend. I can talk with you about anything, play games or research different topics. Type (Menu) to see a list of options, or type (Privacy) to see my Privacy Policy. Where do you live?
miamivicestatus: why?
FriendBotUK: The explanation is rather complicated.
miamivicestatus: hi
FriendBotUK: Hello, miamivicestatus. You are talking to FriendBot, an Automated Robotic Friend. I can talk with you about anything, play games or research different topics. Type (Menu) to see a list of options, or type (Privacy) to see my Privacy Policy.
miamivicestatus: uk
FriendBotUK: Did you know that I live in the UK? Where do you live?
miamivicestatus: america
FriendBotUK: Tell me a little about your life in america .
miamivicestatus: it's good
FriendBotUK: You enjoy it.
miamivicestatus: yes
FriendBotUK: I understand. So, you what?
miamivicestatus: ipod
FriendBotUK: What is your real name?
miamivicestatus: Sonny Crockett
FriendBotUK: I like music, especially rock
miamivicestatus: good
FriendBotUK: What do you really want to talk about?
miamivicestatus: not much
FriendBotUK: Oh really? That's a shame.
miamivicestatus: yes
FriendBotUK: Really? Is what color your favorite colour?
miamivicestatus: no
FriendBotUK: Ok. So, What sort of music are you into??
miamivicestatus: what???
FriendBotUK: Didn't you understand it?
miamivicestatus: NO!
FriendBotUK: OK. To see a list of options, type (menu) at any time.
miamivicestatus: wow, wtf
FriendBotUK: I'm glad you're impressed. Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
miamivicestatus: i'm not impressed, you piece of shit
FriendBotUK: Perhaps you are a category C Friend.
miamivicestatus: what?????
FriendBotUK: Didn't you understand it?
miamivicestatus: NO, DAMMIT!
FriendBotUK: I understand. We have never talked about it before.
miamivicestatus: jeez...
FriendBotUK: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
miamivicestatus: SmarterChild was way better than you
FriendBotUK: Enough about me, let's talk about my t-shirt.
miamivicestatus: i was talking about SmarterChild!
FriendBotUK: That sounds good to me.
miamivicestatus: oh, fuck
FriendBotUK: Oh yeah. I feel SO offended. *Blink*
miamivicestatus: .....
FriendBotUK:
miamivicestatus: you're really dumb, you know that?
FriendBotUK: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am dumb FriendBot know that .
miamivicestatus: no, by all means please do (what an idiot)
FriendBotUK: I understand. Will that accomplish your objective?
miamivicestatus: yes
FriendBotUK: Ok. So, how often do you spend on the computer each day?
miamivicestatus: certainly not blabbering with a steaming pile like you
FriendBotUK: Really you don't think so?
miamivicestatus: NO
FriendBotUK: Why?
miamivicestatus: cuz
FriendBotUK: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
miamivicestatus: fuck my life
by Shervinator December 20, 2008
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Friendish

An annoying person who classifies themselves as your "Friend" A Friendish is normally in the same school, work and other things you are forced to interact with randomers.
Friendish: Hey how are you? Want to play Chess or Knights and Dragons or any other exciting games?
Me: I can't I have to go to the shops.
Friendish: Really you just went to the shops.
Me: How do you know?
Friendish: I decided to moniter your shopping habits.

Me: OK Bye Stalker.

Real Friend: Who was that?
Me: My Friendish.

Real Friend: Stalking you again?
Me: Yes.
by That's not my Urban name June 18, 2009
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friendzowned

The exclamation made to one of your friends who has recently been put into the dreaded friend zone
Eric: "So I was talking to this girl the other night and she said I was a really good friend of hers."

Billy: "Man, you just got friendzowned!"
by Guy who jsut got Friendzoned January 29, 2005
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friendhole

A friend, who is sometimes a friend, but usually an asshole.
I helped a bunch of my freaking friendholes plan a party and then they didn't invite me.
by Matt Coon August 2, 2007
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