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Fake ass friend

Someone who is so fake it's unbelievable. Also they do not care about who made them and gave them friends. Basically they are not loyal to you!
Yo that guy is a "fake ass friend" he called me a gangbanger after everything I have done for him
by Gangbanger107 June 30, 2017
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opp ass friend story

a snap story where one can post a former friend that wasn’t actually a friend buh actually was a snitch ass bitch or simply fake.
katie was posted to her former friend’s opp ass friend story because she used her for material things and emotional support and got her drug dealer arrested.
by iloverickandmorty February 23, 2020
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Kick-ass Friend

Someone who is the most awsome friend you've ever had (see kick-ass)and together you shall rule the world in a fury of ass kicking.
"Michael and Cieara are Kick-ass Friends and together they shall rule the world!"
by Stagelove February 19, 2009
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ass fries

someone who wipes their ass and doesnt wash their hands and touches random objects (such as walls or stairway rails) and some one else touches those objects and eats fries without cleaning their hands hence making those fries ass fries
Matt: Cherie you do realize you're eating ass fries cuz you touched that railing?
Cherie: I dont care!
Matt: All right I just wanted to let you know.
by Yacoob December 9, 2008
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fries my ass

the reactive tense of someone/something fucking with you.
"It fried my ass when urban dictionary kept telling me I was fucking up","He fried my ass when we had to stepin fetchit while he was eating the client's money on his own shit","Having to put up with that idiot really fries my ass."
by mr_dog October 11, 2007
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Fail Ass Friend

A Fail Ass Friend (FAF) is someone who proclaims to be your friend or who you are friends with and always fails at everything that can help you out.
Yo, you coming to my birthday party?
No man I cant come I have to do something that night...
Man you a fail ass friend...
by Hack.A.Droid March 14, 2011
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Soggy Ass Fries

Soggy ass fries. When a restaurant has so much oil in their fries that the fries turn soggy.
"Wow, McDonald's has them Soggy Ass Fries"
by smolmua September 30, 2020
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